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Rivet City (aka Assfuck City, Assrape City and Tetanus City) was once a realy big pirate ship that super mutants used to sail the seas. Unfortunantly, when the behemoth captain desided to walk to the other side, the ship broke in half. The pirates abandoned the ship the next day. Soon after, a few homeless jet junkies discovered the tub and desided to move in. They managed to turn the place into a dump. The Rivet city security are notorious homosexuals who have a diet consisting of mirelurk dick and not much else. The church there is run by an elderly Nazi who was Hitler's right hand man before the war.

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