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Allistair Tenpenny is 88 year old German from Alaska.

Before the war Edit

Before the war Allistair was a chinese school girl who liked Hello Kitty and Yu-Gi-Oh, he was breast fed till she was 19 a week before the war.
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Mr Tenpenny offering the player a blowjob

After the war Edit

After the war Allistair decided to open a hotel which was really retarded cos everyone was either a zombie or dead. He spends most of his day sitting in his penthouse with Mr Burke playing Strip poker and naked twister. Sometimes he can be found on the top floor of his hotel (which is suspiciously dick shaped) shooting anyone who comes to buy a room. When the player asks what hes doing Mr Tenpenny says 'My own fuckin' business' and infers your mother is a prostitute.